xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via fake-mermaid)

  • friend: do you want to hang out?
  • me: i have to ask my mom
  • me: *doesn't ask mom*
  • me: she said no

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

(via fourtrispeenis)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via fake-mermaid)


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